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Wednesday, October 10, 2007
Deelish.

Quote of the day: "Great people talk about ideas, average people talk about things, and small people talk about wine."- Fran Lebowitz

Great Vodka:

First, buy some vodka. Any vodka. Cheap, expensive, wutev.

Now, buy a water purifier pitcher. Perhaps Brita.

Run the vodka through the purifier three or four times.

Put the vodka in the freezer.

Get drunker than perhaps you have ever been. Er, uh, responsibly. Don't drive or anything. Maybe have sex with a stranger. Last time I did this I wrecked my four-wheeler at 4am in the middle of the road riding wheelies. In the suburbs. In shorts. Don't try that.




So sayeth SinisterNinja


Sinja
October 13, 2007   12:02 AM PDT
 
I'm small too. It's neat because I can sometimes walk through keyholes.
Deirdre
October 12, 2007   07:16 AM PDT
 
Oh gosh. I am so very small. :S
Gloria
October 11, 2007   08:59 PM PDT
 
I heard a quotation that great people talk about ideas, average people talk about events, and small people talk about people. So far, I find this upsettingly true.
AbbyNormal
October 11, 2007   09:53 AM PDT
 
Really? I wonder if there's a scientific explanation. Not the 4am thing, the vodka thing.
Deirdre
October 11, 2007   09:49 AM PDT
 
Sounds... scandalous.

You tart!
J f Z
October 10, 2007   10:27 PM PDT
 
Good plan! Not the 4am thing, the vodka thing.
  



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