I want a girl with a mind like a diamond
I want a girl who knows what's best
I want a girl with shoes that cut and
eyes that burn like cigarettes

I want a girl with the right allocations
who's fast and thorough
and sharp as a tack
she's playing with her jewelry
she's putting up her hair
she's touring the facility
and picking up slack

I want a girl with a short skirt and a long jacket...

I want a girl who gets up early
I want a girl who stays up late
I want a girl with uninterrupted prosperity
who uses a machete to cut through red tape
with fingernails that shine like justice
and a voice that is dark like tinted glass
she is fast and thorough
and sharp as a tack
she's touring the facility
and picking up slack

I want a girl with a short skirt and a long... long jacket

I want a girl with smooth liquidations
I want a girl with good dividends
and at the city bank we will meet accidentally
we'll start to talk when she borrows my pen

she wants a car with a cupholder armrest
she wants a car that will get her there
she's changing her name
from Kitty to Karen
she's trading her MG for a white Chrysler LeBaron

I want a girl with a short skirt and a long jacket

- Cake, 'Short Skirt/Long Jacket'