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Sinister Ninja: Me.

First Started breathing: A lifetime before I stop.

Currently residing in: The depths of a vivid reality.

Physically speaking: 6'0", 200 lbs, appears to be able to kill at will.
Words of Wisdom:

~Step to this and get your shit ruined.~

~Disce quasi semper victurus; vive quasi cras moriturus.~

~If you can't be the best, kill the best.~

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Tuesday, April 01, 2008

You're Gonna Smell Like a Cab Driver...

Quote of the day: "It took almost two hours to get his moustache out of the gouda."- Stephen Colbert

Caution: May contain foul language and adult situations. Parental guidance (or avoidance) is suggested.

Your callous zombie-dancing is disrespectful to the song. Itty-bitty tittie faeries of Mammary Mountain. My neighbor ~~properly~~ probably thinks I'm a fuckin' psycho. Oh man, you're so damn literal. My other ride is a hooker. Your child's face smells like cat urine. You have to live in the attic awhile... here, write a diary. What are you teaching this shit at 8am for anyway, are you trying to keep it a fucking secret?! Hooray for Gerald! Would you stop it with the care-free face? You're not care-free.

We're going to counseling. I already got Pamela's number from Linda.

You have a worm on your back. Ahh ha ha ha April Fool!

That's all I can stands and I can't stands no more.

Thought made ready... Battle Ready... by SinisterNinja

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