Quote of the day: "It is better to hide ignorance, but it is hard to do this when we relax over wine."- Heraclitus
I discovered the perfect way to feel like shit for an entire Saturday. I thought I would share!
Friday Night:
- Two (2) glasses/snifter things of Kentucky Bourbon Barrel Ale, which has a higher-than-normal alcohol content for a beer and tastes like bourbon but is good
- Stay up talking and laughing about how you and two of your buddies challenged five guys to a fight until 7am. Explore the finer points of confrontation with regards to when you took your watch off while challenging the biggest guy (of five!) and "watch"ing him immediately sit back down (how 'bout there? Did you see what I did there?)
Saturday Morning (technically):
- Try to sleep in a recliner. Make sure that the recliner is too close to the wall to even go back all the way. Be too tired and lazy to improve your position. Give up at about 8:45 and listen to everyone that didn't drink talk and laugh and get ready to go for a walk
- Yeah, a walk
- Urgently need to use the restroom for two hours while your buddy, who picked you up, has to "make a quick stop at Jimmy's" before he takes you home. Smile and try not to make a mess as he takes all the bumpy roads and the corners and turns too fast
- Have McDonald's for breakfast/lunch/dinner at about 3:30 I think. Order the new Southern-Style Chicken Sandwich, which is a fried chicken breast and two slices of pickle. Yes, that's true
- At about 4:30, take a two-hour nap in 15/20 minute intervals based on telephone ringing and neighbor lawn-mowing
- Blog about it, but don't post until later in the week or technically next week because you're so damned important and everyone needs to know everything you do
Repeat as Necessary.
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