Quote of the day: "I've arrived at this outermost edge of my life by my own actions. Where I am is thouroughly unacceptable. Therefore, I must stop doing what I've been doing."- Alice Koller

     First, read my blog.

     Then, go through my profile, word for word. Take note of every instance of silliness and/or subterfuge. Allow some immaturity into your mind, particularly at the end of nearly every entry. Speaking of nearly every entry, pay attention to the categories of "Family Info" and "Personal Favorites." Think books, songs, authors, and heroes. TV shows, games, and sports.

     If you haven't seen the movies or heard the songs, do so. Read the lyrics as you listen to each song, and keep your wheels turning during each film. Enjoy them. Know that as you watch each movie, someone wanted you to see it. As you hear each song, remember that no one can see or hear you. Sing along. Dance.

     This part takes more time: read the books. Each one, page for page. Let every letter of every publication go noticed and conspicuous. Believe every word. As with everything before it, look for symbolism and meaning in everything I wanted you to see. Whatever you can cull from that, keep.

     Dream.

     Go somewhere people generally don't. Sit in the dirt, and spend some time not spending time. I would recommend sun-up to sundown, and don't take any sandwiches. If you're thirsty, find a nice creek. Do whatever feels natural, all day long. If that includes talking to yourself, crying, laughing or sleeping, than so be it. Once it is completely dark out, go get some dinner. Something you love. Eat too much.

     Now here's the best part. After all this is done, come back to my blog and leave me a comment. Understand that you now know me as well as anyone possibly could, and you know yourself even better. Before you begin typing, remember something...

     I am completely full of shit.