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Sinister Ninja: Me.

First Started breathing: A lifetime before I stop.

Currently residing in: The depths of a vivid reality.

Physically speaking: 6'0", 200 lbs, appears to be able to kill at will.
Words of Wisdom:

~Step to this and get your shit ruined.~

~Disce quasi semper victurus; vive quasi cras moriturus.~

~If you can't be the best, kill the best.~

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Wednesday, September 05, 2007
35 Feet.

Quote of the day: "Men live in a fantasy world. I know this because I am one, and I actually receive my mail there."- Scott Adams

     Good news for me. I have identified the approximate distance, in feet, that a woman can appear attractive due to my poor vision, when she, in fact, is not. It's about 35 feet in well-lit conditions while sober and not uncommonly aroused.

     I need glasses, yo.


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Thoughts, rants, dramas, provocations, communications... you are welcome here until I tell you that you aren't.
Why I get love ('I love me' section):

I'm a hilarious, handsome, well-endowed, romantic, witty, charming, talented, accomplished, professional, highly decorated, honorable, loyal, courageous, athletic, suitably when justifiably violent, mischevious, mature, immature, humble when necessary, determined, apathetic, laid back, highest genius, who has a low opinion of himself despite his obvious awesomeness.

What People Are Saying:

"Okay okay okay. Here's the thing.. Sinja's alarm clock is the entire Master of Puppets album. He doesn't wake up until the last note is played. And after that, Sinja eats a bowl of razorblades and Wild Turkey. Washed down with an ice cold glass of lava. Sinja defies physical properties."- TheSarge
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