Quote of the day: "All human actions have one or more of these seven causes: chance, nature, compulsion, habit, reason, passion, and desire."- Aristotle

     5 am: I wake up to The Bob and Tom Show on my alarm clock-radio. I stretch and work out, doing dumbbell flys, dumbbell squats, dumbbell press, military press, and dumbbell shrugs. I work out naked, and I do this for a couple reasons. One, I'm lazy, and don't want to go through laundry any quicker than I have to, and two, when I'm done, I like to get in the shower as quickly as possible.

     6 am: Shower. I have a ridiculously small water heater, so my shower cannot last longer than about six minutes. i get in and start washing as quickly as I can, so I don't start to tense up, and depending on how hard I worked out, I may lay in the shower as it cools from running out of hot water. This is not to enjoy the cooling off period, though it is nice, but mainly because I feel sick and light-headed. I always kinda chuckle when I collapse, all lathered-up, in my tiny shower. It must look ridiculous.

     7 am: I grab my breakfast after getting dressed, and head off to class. Dayton-area rush hour traffic is terrible, so I try to get into the parking garage and get inside early enough that I am not rushing. It's not too bad, though, because I leave plenty early so that if there are any delays, I don't really care. I just sit there and listen to the aforementioned Bob and Tom Show.

     8 am - 2 pm:  Classes. Algebra first, then English 111 (thanks for letting me skip up a bit, placement tests!), then History 111. On Mondays I have an additional three hours to kill until five, when I have 'Student Success,' a sweet bullshit class for three credits and pursuant to my Liberal Arts Degree. It basically tells you how to be a student here and take advantage of shit on campus. Three freakin' credit hours for that and it's a required elective! SWEET.

     2:30 ish or 7:10 ish: Get home, after either getting food on the way home, or eat at home. watch some tv if I can, fuck around online, and possibly take a nap if it's the earlier time. I like to nap because

     8 pm: Work out again. Same routine, same outfit (i.e. none), only this time to music instead of hilarous talk radio. Shower again, almost pass out and/or get sick again, lay naked in shower again. Either get back online or watch some tv, maybe do some homework, and basically just be slack and awesome simultaneously.

     11 pm - 12 am: Watch the best shows on television, The Daily Show with Jon Stewart, and The Colbert Report. Go to bed. Happy ending. Weird dreams.