Quote of the day: "I'm so homophobic I won't even throw clothes in the closet."- Eminem

     I was talking to Jenny on the phone last night and somehow the topic of professional wrestling (WWE, ECW, et cetera) came up. I immediately blurted out, "Man, wrestling is so gay!" She agreed. Not just the act itself, nor the staged lack of actual competition; not just the lonely man's version of daytime soaps; not just the costumes, overacting, or steroid-induced statures of its "athletes." It's the whole package, baby (heh, I said package).

     Seriously, you're just gonna have a bunch of nearly naked men "wrestling" in front of thousands of closet homosexuals (it's totally acceptable for women to attend though)? I'm curious as to how many male viewers (voyeurs?) have sweatshirts tied around their waste hiding raging erections fueled by the vegetable oil-glazed bodies hurling themselves at each other nearby. Not curious enough to watch, though.

     Now, if women were wrestling, that would be another story.