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Sinister Ninja: Me.

First Started breathing: A lifetime before I stop.

Currently residing in: The depths of a vivid reality.

Physically speaking: 6'0", 200 lbs, appears to be able to kill at will.
Words of Wisdom:

~Step to this and get your shit ruined.~

~Disce quasi semper victurus; vive quasi cras moriturus.~

~If you can't be the best, kill the best.~

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Monday, October 23, 2006

Quiz.

Found this at duble duble toil and mumble, looked fun. Plus I don't have anything to post right now and my ADVERTISERS ARE FURIOUS.

1. When you look at yourself in the mirror, what's the first thing you think?

I need to shave. Always.

2. How much cash do you have on you?

$111. Don't get all wet yet, gold diggers, it's because I have to go pay my insurance and buy food today.

3. What's a word that rhymes with "TEST"?

Rest, as in, "I need lots of REST because I might have mono." (just kidding I don't have mono)

4. Favourite planet?

Earth. It's so.... *lifey.*

5. Who is the 4th person on your missed call list on your mobile phone?

My best friend Chad.

6. What is your favourite ring on your phone?

Some charming little polyphonic tune.

7. What clothes are you wearing?

A shirt that has a stick figure in front of a television playing video games, and below, "Slacker"

8. Do you label yourself?

I try not to, they can hurt when you try to remove them.

9. Name the brand of your shoes you're currently wearing right now?

Sketchers.

10. Bright or Dark Room?

Bright!

11. What were you doing at midnight last night?

That's confidential, mister.

12. What did your last text message you received say?

Also confidential.

13. What's a saying that you say a lot?

"Your mom."

14. Who told you they loved you last?

Your mom.

15. Last furry thing you touched?

Your mom. (sorry, it literally NEVER gets old, last one though I promise)

16. How Many Drugs Have You Done In The Past three Days?

17. How many rolls of film do you need to get developed?

18. Favourite age you have been so far?

13. Without a doubt.

19. Your worst enemy?

Hmm....

20. What is your current desktop picture?

Microsoft blue, lol.

21. What was the last thing you said to someone?

Thank you, have a nice day.

22. If you had to choose between a million dollars or to be able to change a major regret, which would you choose?

A million dollars. Duh.

23. The last song you listened to?

"Crazy,"- Gnarls Barkley

Currently reading:
Clear and Present Danger (Jack Ryan Novels)
By Tom Clancy

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