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Sinister Ninja: Me.

First Started breathing: A lifetime before I stop.

Currently residing in: The depths of a vivid reality.

Physically speaking: 6'0", 200 lbs, appears to be able to kill at will.
Words of Wisdom:

~Step to this and get your shit ruined.~

~Disce quasi semper victurus; vive quasi cras moriturus.~

~If you can't be the best, kill the best.~

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Friday, October 27, 2006

Random Poetry.

Quote of the day: "The freedom of poetic license."- Cicero

Some poetry for you, my beloved readers, from the depths of my confused soul.

Roses are reddish,
Violets are bluish,
I've swallowed some mucus,
As I feel rather fluish.

Ok I'm just warming up. Let's go!

There once was a ninja from Nantucket....

No, that's been done to death. Well, no more so than the first I guess...

Hickory dickory dock, my zipper got caught in my... hmm, no, that's backwards anyway.

Oh well maybe poetry isn't for me.

In other news, I got fired today. I'm waiting to hear back on two possible jobs today, and there is a third job I may take soon, if the first two don't work out. I'm nervous, but it should be ok. If it doesn't, I'll just get evicted, so.... no big deal.

Thought made ready... Battle Ready... by SinisterNinja

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