Sinister Ninja aka Sinja- a hilarious, handsome, well-endowed, romantic, witty, charming, talented, accomplished, professional, highly decorated, honorable, loyal, courageous, athletic, suitably when justifiably violent, mischievous, mature, immature, humble when necessary, curious, apathetic, paranoid, laid back narcissistic dipshit highest genius who has a surprisingly low opinion of himself despite his obvious awesomeness and occasional kickassery.
Adventures in Laziness, with New and Improved Wheels.
Quote of the day: "Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired."- Jules Renard
I wish I had a digital camera right now. I could have shared this with you.
If anyone wants an example of something wrong with this country, I could have shown you a line formed at the elevator here at my school. There were four or five people, all with backpacks ON WHEELS, waiting in line for the elevator. TO GO DOWN.
FROM THE THIRD FLOOR.
Ok, so, maybe the stairs are inconvenient when you are such a lazy-ass that you have to use a backpack on wheels. I guess. All of these backpacks on wheels I see are smaller than the one I have ON MY BACK.
Another interesting example is the existence of these elevators. The college I attend Is made up of about 15 buildings or so and each building has an elevator at both sides of the building. Each elevator is approximately 90 feet from another, and every building is connected at the third floor. There are only three floors.
I'd like to pause, and repeat that for effect.
There are only three floors.
I'm glad that there is plenty of elevator access for people with disabilities, but I have so far counted three people who need the elevator for anything other than laziness, or staff using them to get a cart or something to a different floor. That's all fine and well, but seriously? You gotta wait in line at an elevator to traverse ONE or TWO floors?
Sorry about all the CAPS. I think this is FUNNY and IRRITATING and I have HAD a LOT of CAFFEINE LATELY.
"Okay okay okay. Here's the thing.. Sinja's alarm clock is the entire Master of Puppets album. He doesn't wake up until the last note is played. And after that, Sinja eats a bowl of razorblades and Wild Turkey. Washed down with an ice cold glass of lava. Sinja defies physical properties."- TheSarge
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